Men are born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in them. Why? Because there is no place like home.
Men wear the pants in the relationship but women control the zipper.
"Oh, you have constipation? Must be a pain in the ass."
All guys should learn from Mario Bros: No matter how far their princess is, they should go after her. <3
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